Update!

Yeah, I haven't updated this in forever! This is crazy. Oh well, time for a massive catch up!

I have a job! Whee! I'm a lifeguard at the recreational beaches down south. It's not far to drive, and I get training with it too! Also my boss looks like David Hasslehoff, no kidding. It's uncanny. Having a lot of fun with it, and not had to do much yet. That's a good sign, though!

Erebus placed 9th in the Big Bar Brawl. He got hugs. Lots of. Although I've had to put my foot down. I know he can be revived at the drop of a hat here, but it hurts. A lot. So no more fites for him. At all.

Some didn't make it out. Haven't seen Jaxx come back. Maybe for the best.

Other than that, nothing to miraculous to report. Um, let's see... we dethroned a tyrant, Del fancies a vampire but it is NOT TO BE, um... nothing off the top of my head.

It's been quiet lately. I'm gonna go join Erebus in hurling grenades at piles of junk.

So I decided to spend a day with Erebus and Pech murdering Zerg

Goddamn do they love their grenades. Good thing I was on hand to remind them of one or two points about Zerg anatomy.

Like how, if you rip off a talon, it makes a good knife for stabbing MORE Zerg with.

Wheee!

Zoofights is amazing!

It's great! Met up with all my old friends, and some new ones too. Bar's still the same old deal, Gezora's still huge (well at the time of writing he's occupied, but my point stands), and the fights are as awesome as ever.

Del's made a new friend too, hee hee.

We've got some problems, though. But it's nothing we can't sort out! We'll figure a way to sort it out. Trust me.

Right, let me see if I want to cook or just order a take out.

Looks like Superman is back!

Seriously, Erebus has just been jetting around all day trying out his new jump pack. The noise is unreal. And so is the air he's getting.

I'd like to join him, but I kind of swore off silly behaviour. Also, Reaper jump packs only get handed to the criminally insane, so there's that problem. And I don't think I'd be any good at flying with one at any rate.

Look at him go, he's like a child all over again :3

Movie Nights are still good

Holy shit we love the Matrix

SO MUCH

I don't even know what is happening but look at them go

I'm back home!

:D

Ultra Mega Party Time

Okay, fellow bargoers! As an offical celebration of my new "fuck the police" status, I'm gonna have a huge-ass party at my house. There will be food of all kinds, but you're welcome to bring your own stuff like we did when we watched the Pangolins vs Armour Dio fight. There will be booze. There will be chocolate. So much chocolate. There will be music and dancing. It will be the best thing ever, and you're all invited! Yes, even you new people who've posted in the comments and want to see what the Bar is like! We won't bite, trust me.

A few rules though! No going upstairs unless you need the crapper. We deserve SOME privacy, after all! Also, no drugs. Yes, we know that we treat illegal susbtances about as seriously as a cartwheeling chicken here, but I'd rather not have to clean up after you people. If you gotta smoke, do it outside. And finally, no funny business! That's for me and 'Bus only.

It'll be in a day or two. I'll post here when the doors are opened and you guys can come in and get your party on. Rock on! \m/

decisions!

so me and erebus talked it out, and wte decided about our future and stuff.

and basically fuck the police.

so who glives oa shit? i'bm a billionaire! what the fuck are you gonna do, sue me? i can call up a god to get me offf the hook! i have everything and everyone else has jack shit and they can go suck it if gthey hate mie for it.

so we broke out the champagne, and now i am inec and tipsy and erebus looks like he nepeds a hug. ;)

l8r

Pizza Party

Thanks for coming along, you guys! It was awesome, and I've seen more weird people and aliens in that one pizza place than I've seen in my entire life. Hell of an experience, we should go again.

Also, I've been told that various reporters who have been reporting on me and Erebus are coming down with cases of being messed the fuck up. That's kind of creepy, but I guess I appreciate them being kept off my back. And now I have a murder mystery, or a mutilation mystery at any rate.

THE SVILZERIAN DIARIES

ALL WHO READ THEM ARE DEAD BY DAWN

I'll just go sell the movie rights to Hollywood and we're done!

Well that was fun

Much dancing, drinking and good times were had. On the minus side, both me and my husband have hangovers the size of Texas. We're both useless! And I have no idea where this feather boa came from.

Oh well, staying in bed most of the day with Erebus isn't such a bad thing. :3

The sling comes off!

And with it comes freedom and hugs. And parties. Nelli invited me to one with some of the girls from Fite Club. So yes, let's do that. Freedooooom!

Maybe Erebus should arrange a night out with the lads at some point too. It'll take his mind off of being my maid. Not that I mind that much ;)

Big thanks!

Now that I'm kind of stuck here and can't do much until I get my sling off and heal up a bit more, it's nice to get visitors. So let me throw out a few thank you's and such.

• Sarah and Celestia, the cookies were amazing. Thanks a bunch. :3
• In that same vein, nice of Widow Maker to drop by on movie night. I think I bust a lung laughing when you started putting the old monster movies on and riffed on them. You made Mougera entertaining!
• Eddie Riggs, you awesome bastard! Pizza rolls were great, music was great, just a good time all round! \m/
• Pech and Antoin for sure. An is a little ray of sunshine nowadays, and watching Pech and Erebus talk is like listening to a bunch of schoolkids. :D You guys keep on trucking!

Back to lazing around!

Hell yeah bitches

First off, Widow, here's that footage you wanted. And yes I kept that horn. I use it as a conversation piece.

So most of my time so far has been slobbing around, not wearing a lot, eating greasy food and trying to cope with this arm sling. It makes hugs harder, but Erebus deserves them and everything else I'm giving him so I'm damn well giving him them. I'd be all sappy and "my heeeerooooo" but truth be told I think I'd have found another way to beat Ali at some point. Maybe grill him.

We've been having a lot of hamburgers recently. Oh the irony. Erebus assures me he's not cut Ali up into hamburger meat. He says it'd probably be poisonous. He has a point.

Pech gave us a painting in celebration of our victory. I didn't know he was into art, but turns out he's pretty damn good. Watching his oil-on-canvas self rip up a Tyranid is oddly inspiring, but I think it's gonna go somewhere where visitors won't see it. Maybe the upstairs landing? Also the eyes kinda follow you around the room which is weird.

Guess who won?

Clue - not the braindead thug minotaur.

Erebus looks a mess, but fuck yeah he won and that is what matters. He is getting HUGS tonight.

Actually, I have a better feeling than that previous one

Waking up on the couch, seeing pizza boxes and empty booze bottles everywhere, and knowing it was a good movie night.

Erebus makes the best pillow.

The Best Feeling in the World

Alright, let me describe this for you guys.

It's late in the evening. Like, eleven, maybe midnight. You've got the lights on low, and it's warm in your living room. Cosy. Everything sort of glows, like, a deep red. It's chill, except warm. You've got the fire on. Hell, you have central heating

Sit in that couch. SINK in it, man. It's a nice couch. It's warm too - none of that leather crap making it feel all rubbery. Thank Zephyrus for finding the most epic couch in existance in that junkyard. You could sleep on this. Erebus says it's lumpy, but screw him, he's nine foot tall, of course it'll feel lumpy to him.To you, right now, you could just curl up and fall asleep.

Can't do that, though. On the coffe table are three massive pizzas. One is loaded with like a million different sorts of meat - bacon, ham, chicken, pepperoni, beef, even some sausage I think. Another one is one of those New Yorker ones, where they've replaced the sauce with bbq sauce, and stuffed the crust with it too. And it's got onions and pepperoni and stuff. And the last is one with so much cheese on it you could bungee jump from the strands when you take a bite. That one gets a bit messy, but you don't mind. Oh, and there's something to drink, of course. Alcohol. Why not? Get some cheap lager from somewhere, crack open the 151 for guess who.

And we have a movie. Of course. A really good movie, picked out. No tantrums, no fuss. This is a success. A really good one.

There you are - or, rather, there I am, all warm and cosy, sunk into the couch, eating pizza and drinking booze, and watching Erebus stuff his face, not watching himself as he smears sauce and bits of ground beef around his mouth, looking like a little kid as the both of us watch Johnny Mnemonic.

Bliss.