So I lost my psionic powers. The Zerg must have taken them or something.
Shit, it's been a while since I wrote anything for this blog. I guess I better bring you up to speed. Zoofights started, things were awesome and we met lots of new people, and then the Zerg showed up, kidnapped me and tried to turn me into one of them.
Yeah. Fun times.
And they took my powers. Admittedly, I only had them for a year, but it felt awful all the same. They took a part of me. They went in my head and messed me up, and that fucking sucks Protoss dong. And I used it sometimes too - when I had to feed Mordred, I could sort of talk to him, although his thoughts aren't exactly Stephen Hawking. And I could tell Erebus exactly how I felt, like if we had an argument or if we were chilling out together, or if we were having a moment.
I miss being able to do that.
He's been supportive. He's never not been supportive. But he's been a goddam pillar of cast iron lately. He rescued me, he helped me recover after, he was there for all of last year, he was there when Ali beat the shit out of me, and now here he is again.
And we're watching Toy Story. He likes it.
I can find a better way of showing him how I feel.
<3
Oh so sad, you lost your sparkly mind powers that I'm sure there's seriously not like, a billion fucking ways to get a way better version of
ReplyDeleteNope, totally not any magicians or magic money goats who sell infinity for the price of a Sintendo Power around anywhere no sir
You're just the worst, Jaxx. And put a shirt on for Christ's sake, no one wants to see your scarred up abs and all that prison ink.
DeleteMy condolences, Jonesy. I hope you can someday get your powers back, or at least function normally without it.
Silence, Mona Lisa. I'm busy.
DeleteFuck shirts my ink's badass
DeleteHaha yeah maybe to the gay guys in the East Village, Iggy Pop.
DeleteSad to hear you lost those powers of yours, Jonesy. Who knows though, you might end up going all super mode or something and getting crazy wings, or maybe pyrokinesis.
By the by, Ms. Svilzerian, I happen to be in Spain right now. Want a souvenir? If you want a rosary, I have an assload of those. People keep throwing them at me and yelling "diablo!" the whole time. It's pretty funny.
Sure, why not. It'll make a nice conversation piece.
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ReplyDeleteI LOVE THAT MOVIE
~You got a friend in me~
I guarantee he didn't make it through Pizza Planet without shouting about Xenos.
Delete"Filthy Xenos and their claw false god! BURN THEM, WOODY, FOR THE EMPEROR!"
I will have you know I did no such thing; Although I still believe, deep down in my hearts, the movie would have been much better had Buzz Lightyear been a toy of a Space Marine.... perhaps one with plush power armor...
DeleteHmm. I should write this down.
I'll find someone who can sew, and we'll make even more billions.
DeleteAlthough I'm not sure why I'd need a plush version when I have the real thing. :3
By the Hydra, Erebus, these damned things will be as soft outside as you are inside.
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