so me and erebus talked it out, and wte decided about our future and stuff.
and basically fuck the police.
so who glives oa shit? i'bm a billionaire! what the fuck are you gonna do, sue me? i can call up a god to get me offf the hook! i have everything and everyone else has jack shit and they can go suck it if gthey hate mie for it.
so we broke out the champagne, and now i am inec and tipsy and erebus looks like he nepeds a hug. ;)
l8r
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Showing posts with label drunk. Show all posts
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Thursday, 12 April 2012
Monday, 9 April 2012
Wednesday, 4 April 2012
tvileesion fuckiqng sucks
i mwean wits like
hwvat iys tahere evein on
conksuck teldevision wvho eevn writes this
pr
ass!
oott? lueast the gilbert gottfhried show is funny semoimgtes
hwvat iys tahere evein on
conksuck teldevision wvho eevn writes this
pr
ass!
oott? lueast the gilbert gottfhried show is funny semoimgtes
Monday, 12 March 2012
so ik'm ddrunk aafign!
si love being ua xbillaorniie and nont having a job and beiang able tfo spemnd mqy massive amounts ovf money on whpvateer ei want
apnd ai have the hottmest husnabd
sweaar fto gord, somectimes you, klise, licmk yfour finrge anpd press it against him s
and it gokes
it goes
tssslssss
maeyb yhe has a fejver
apnd ai have the hottmest husnabd
sweaar fto gord, somectimes you, klise, licmk yfour finrge anpd press it against him s
and it gokes
it goes
tssslssss
maeyb yhe has a fejver
Monday, 5 March 2012
vi dam so dqrunk right now
but i idon't give a shit, because ni'm wa billlionaire and i ihave vso much moneyber
eus come give me a hug <r3
eus come give me a hug <r3
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