Showing posts with label drunk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drunk. Show all posts

Thursday, 12 April 2012

decisions!

so me and erebus talked it out, and wte decided about our future and stuff.

and basically fuck the police.

so who glives oa shit? i'bm a billionaire! what the fuck are you gonna do, sue me? i can call up a god to get me offf the hook! i have everything and everyone else has jack shit and they can go suck it if gthey hate mie for it.

so we broke out the champagne, and now i am inec and tipsy and erebus looks like he nepeds a hug. ;)

l8r

Monday, 9 April 2012

wheeeeeeeeee

izm onn tv

man ki look hot lno wondder i got all the lboys fin fmy yaryd

Wednesday, 4 April 2012

tvileesion fuckiqng sucks

i mwean wits like

hwvat iys tahere evein on

conksuck teldevision wvho eevn writes this

pr
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oott? lueast the gilbert gottfhried show is funny semoimgtes

Monday, 12 March 2012

so ik'm ddrunk aafign!

si love being ua xbillaorniie and nont having a job and beiang able tfo spemnd mqy massive amounts ovf money on whpvateer ei want

apnd ai have the hottmest husnabd

sweaar fto gord, somectimes you, klise, licmk yfour finrge anpd press it against him s

and it gokes

it goes

tssslssss

maeyb yhe has a fejver

Monday, 5 March 2012

vi dam so dqrunk right now

but i idon't give a shit, because ni'm wa billlionaire and i ihave vso much moneyber

eus come give me a hug <r3