Tuesday, 13 March 2012

Goddamnit, Sine

Here I am, lying in bed, recovering from my latest hangover, when what other sound should I hear than that goddamn VROP noise.

So I shout hello. Of course I goddamn do. I haven't seen her since Christmas! She's not even bothered to keep in touch at all - no messages, no email, not even a comment on my blog. It's like she vanished into thin air after we left. I almost got used to the lack of crazy dimension-hopping shit.

But she doesn't respond, oh no. Not a goddamn word. Just vrops off again, with my flamethrower.

I hope you're reading this, Sine. You fuck off for the better part of three months, you don't keep in touch, you don't even give us a HINT that you might be okay, and then you just come in and take my shit like you're fucking entitled to it. Not even asking, you just take it. You don't even say "hi."

Once this crippling migraine goes away and I'm able to stand without the world doing acrobatics, I'm kicking your ass.
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  1. CleverMantis13 March 2012 at 08:25

    Quick! Challenge her to another virtual fite!

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    1. Jonesy13 March 2012 at 08:58

      But that means everything I learned in Fite Club goes to waste! Decisions, decisions...

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    2. DefinitelyNotTheJingleSpecter13 March 2012 at 21:52

      Virtual Fite sounds good, or a non-virtual fite even better! It would be cool to see what she can actually do in the arena.

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  2. FistOfTheOcean13 March 2012 at 11:46

    Ugh, tell me about it. Hell, she hasn't even spoken with big bro except when she needed him to go warp off and fight aliens with her. Not gonna lie, he actually seemed pretty irked about that before he left.

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  3. Anonymous13 March 2012 at 12:15

    Oh, I was wondering where sh

    Oh, Sine was around, Jonesy? Well, around that she popped in and left without saying a word? So she definitely could have, you know, called, or maybe said hi, or maybe even sent a letter because she's a FUCKING DELIVERY PERSON?!

    Maybe if she comes back-FUCKING IF- You can ask where she's been where it's so FUCKING HARD TO SAY THAT SHE CAN'T TAKE A HALF FUCKING HOUR TO VISIT SOMEONE THAT REALLY WANTED TO SEE HER AGAIN, INSTEAD OF GETTING THEIR FUCKING HOPES UP AND JUST NOT COMING BACK.

    ....The last two paragraphs were Antoinette. I told her Sine had come to your house and she shoved me out of her way to type that. I'm not wearing my armor, but.... still. o.O

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    1. FistOfTheOcean13 March 2012 at 12:18

      Holy shit Antoinette when did you become awesome

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    2. Jonesy13 March 2012 at 12:28

      I'll be sure to pass the message on.

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    3. FistOfTheOcean13 March 2012 at 12:31

      Ooh, could you also add that my brother is not pleased? I hear him grumbling about it quite often, but he's too goddamn polite to go on an awesome rant like that.

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    4. CleverMantis13 March 2012 at 12:58

      Holy Elohim, Antoinette. Always be careful around the cute ones, ladies and gents.

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    5. Anonymous13 March 2012 at 13:22

      She's not like me in many ways, but myself and my daughter share one thing; We do not take being abandoned well.

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  4. BJ13 March 2012 at 13:24

    No Dont kick Sines ass then she won't be Able to make me pancakes because shell always Be Sittin down ur standing upp I reemberd to give a name ths time!

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    1. Jonesy13 March 2012 at 14:12

      With that attitude, the only pancakes YOU'LL be getting will be you when I order Mordred to sit on you. Any more like that, mister, and I'm just deleting that shit.

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    2. FistOfTheOcean13 March 2012 at 14:16

      This guy givin' ya trouble?

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    3. Jonesy13 March 2012 at 14:57

      If we find whoever this chump is, I'm giving you full permission to turf him or her out.

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    4. CleverMantis13 March 2012 at 14:58

      Dude...

      Wait, what?

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    5. BJ13 March 2012 at 15:01

      WAHHHHHH YOR MEEN SINE SAD YU WER NICE

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    6. Jonesy13 March 2012 at 15:09

      Sprry to burst your bubble, kid, but anything Sine says is either complete bullshit, a way to get her to do something for you, or an attempt at wit.

      Ugh, sorry. I'm not in the best of moods. Who are you?

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    7. Hydras-and-cats13 March 2012 at 16:27

      Sine says a lot of things, BJ.

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  5. FistOfTheOcean13 March 2012 at 16:28

    Yeah. Just ask Big Bro, or Antoinette, or Jonesy . . . shit, the list keeps on growing, doesn't it?

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    1. ~Sarah~13 March 2012 at 19:33

      I just want everybody to get along... D:

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  6. Anonymous14 March 2012 at 20:08

    be careful, there's already a nice big spot for my boot on that ginger's pancake ass

    >;)

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    1. Anonymous14 March 2012 at 23:58

      Oh dear, there's two of us who post as anonymous now? Wonder if I can add a hydra symbol to mine....

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  7. Wall!!15 March 2012 at 20:06

    Yo, Red-hot, count your blessings. Least you don't have roommates all up in your eardrums with bad poetry at three in A.M.I swear if I hear one gog more wailing euology about the death of creativity, I cannot be held responsable for the caps that are gonna be busted up in this hen house.

    But more importantly: You an' Sine totes need to mud wrestle as soon as possible to settle the score. And make sure you make it minimal clothing so can't just sneak one of her gizmos into the fite. Of course you'll be dressed the same as well to show your good sportsmanship. And send me pics. For posterity.

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    1. Jonesy16 March 2012 at 13:56

      Why do I even let you post on my blog

      Oh wait, it's because you're awesome. I'll, uh, see what I can do. Don't think it's likely, though.

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