Thursday, 1 March 2012

So I made a blog!

Oh god, I don;t know how any of this works. I'm not even that good at typing. Or writing actually. I mean I learned, but my handwriting is horrible and

Jesus I'm babbling.

Hi, I'm Amanda! If you stumbled on this by accident, I'm a thrity-something who likes fighting, food and setting things on fire. If you're one of the... ten or so people who know me already, hi guys. At least you're not "fans" or something.

Fucking paparazzi.

So yeah, stay tuned I guess.

25 comments:

  1. SweetHomeAlabama1 March 2012 at 16:31

    Taking to civvy life eh Jonesy

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  2. Hey, it's Nick from the KoB. Stella insisted I got one of these new-fangled "computer" things so I could keep in touch with you all. Glad to see I'm not the only one who has no clue about how this stuff works.

    Stella says Hi, by the way. Oh, and so do the corgi's, the Metool and the mini-planet thing that likes to drink out of the bathroom sink tap. And Reptile.

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  3. BlackMagicWoman1 March 2012 at 16:39

    Goodness gracious, look at all this! The nineties are really something! I just type words into the Google and anything I want to know is right there!

    Also pornography. I hope Sarah doesn't see any of that.

    I wonder if I can hook Skeiron up to this "Internet"...

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  4. Welcome to the world of computers, everyone! Cool world we live in now, eh?

    Of course, big bro keeps breaking our keyboard thanks to that claw-hand thing. I swear, one of these days I'm going to just dismantle that damn thing.

    Hope to see you all next year!

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  5. I'd like to say, welcome to the internet. It's boring all alone, glad to see more people are joining it. *flips a coin* Of course, I doubt anyone could catch up to me.. I've been using it ever since it was a thing! Ahahahaha.

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    1. SERIOUSLY?

      SERIOUSLY?

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    2. I dunno Wm I think this guy's legit

      Hold your horses

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    3. FistOfTheOcean1 March 2012 at 18:15

      Chillax, Widow Maker. This guy doesn't seem like the one we're thinking of. There'd be more monologues if it was.

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    4. ((OOC, For a sec, I'm new to ZF, using a character I made before showing up here.))

      I'm... my detective skills can't help me here. Would someone please explain this negative reaction? ((He speaks with a southern english accent. like. Surrey and london and all that.))

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    5. We knew a dude called Richard. He was an asshole and tried to kill us a lot. So yeah, bad memories.

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    6. Oh, okay. We're cool.

      (A new person! Hooray!)

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    7. Well.. that's rather bad, innit? I'm not homicidal, to clarify that.

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  6. ABOUt tiME YOU GOT ONE OF THESE. ALSO HAIL

    CURse tHIS KEYBOArD unTo thE WARp

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    1. Hi Pech!

      Sippy says hi too!

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    2. BlackMagicWoman2 March 2012 at 04:06

      I think I could make an oversized keyboard. I'm going to have to buy a spare and start tinkering with it...

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    3. Hey guys, Pech had me type for him, but I don't think I was supposed to tell you that. Anyway, uhm, yess, a larger keyboard would be mosst appreciated.

      Also Hi, Jonesy! Your blog looks awesome!

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    4. Hi Antoin!

      I mean Pech!

      XD

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  7. Hey hey hey welcome to the new wave of technology that's been old tat I vent into space for the past forty million years! Hope ya like the blazing speed of the nineties "internet", it's about to get even more amazing and also become a giant cesspool for the dregs of existence.

    I'd say more, mate, but I'm currently in a big-ass shootout with this giant lizard got who looks like Killer Croc and Chet won't stop yelling at me to get off my phone. By the way, you'll be able to get internet on your phone in another decade.

    Hugs and kisses, David Wulf

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  8. Oooh, Amanda! Its about time you joined us! Its so great that I'll be able to catch up with what you are doing with your little Bus-bus! That is SO adorable!

    Alex is being slow in catching up with all this. He sometimes wonders if this internet is powered by magic. Garnet, I've heard, pretty much broke her keyboard. She really needs to get one custom made! I mean, seriously! One tailored for her and her space marine husband-to-be!

    Oops, gotta go! Gotta have some "us" time with Nicky-poo! Have fun and all :D

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    1. HAhaHa BuS-BUS

      Everyt day yOU bring gLOryto ASTarteS evetrywhere SiPPY

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    2. At least I manage to type beyond the level of a particularly ugly servitor.

      By my Father, you can bring planets to their knees in a month but didn't realize you need to type with a pencil rather than your fingers?

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    3. SweetHomeAlabama2 March 2012 at 11:18

      This is just priceless

      Bus-Bus

      Thats going in my book

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    4. Ignore them honey, they're jealous of our billionaire status. <3

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    5. OMG "BUS-BUS"

      SOOOOO CUUUUUTE HAHA *eee*

      I can confirm poor Alex doesn't quite get it yet. Me and Mom are trying to teach him though!

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