Oh god, I don;t know how any of this works. I'm not even that good at typing. Or writing actually. I mean I learned, but my handwriting is horrible and
Jesus I'm babbling.
Hi, I'm Amanda! If you stumbled on this by accident, I'm a thrity-something who likes fighting, food and setting things on fire. If you're one of the... ten or so people who know me already, hi guys. At least you're not "fans" or something.
Fucking paparazzi.
So yeah, stay tuned I guess.
Taking to civvy life eh Jonesy
ReplyDeleteGo away Del
DeleteHey, it's Nick from the KoB. Stella insisted I got one of these new-fangled "computer" things so I could keep in touch with you all. Glad to see I'm not the only one who has no clue about how this stuff works.
ReplyDeleteStella says Hi, by the way. Oh, and so do the corgi's, the Metool and the mini-planet thing that likes to drink out of the bathroom sink tap. And Reptile.
Goodness gracious, look at all this! The nineties are really something! I just type words into the Google and anything I want to know is right there!
ReplyDeleteAlso pornography. I hope Sarah doesn't see any of that.
I wonder if I can hook Skeiron up to this "Internet"...
Welcome to the world of computers, everyone! Cool world we live in now, eh?
ReplyDeleteOf course, big bro keeps breaking our keyboard thanks to that claw-hand thing. I swear, one of these days I'm going to just dismantle that damn thing.
Hope to see you all next year!
I'd like to say, welcome to the internet. It's boring all alone, glad to see more people are joining it. *flips a coin* Of course, I doubt anyone could catch up to me.. I've been using it ever since it was a thing! Ahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteSERIOUSLY?
DeleteSERIOUSLY?
I dunno Wm I think this guy's legit
DeleteHold your horses
Chillax, Widow Maker. This guy doesn't seem like the one we're thinking of. There'd be more monologues if it was.
Delete((OOC, For a sec, I'm new to ZF, using a character I made before showing up here.))
DeleteI'm... my detective skills can't help me here. Would someone please explain this negative reaction? ((He speaks with a southern english accent. like. Surrey and london and all that.))
We knew a dude called Richard. He was an asshole and tried to kill us a lot. So yeah, bad memories.
DeleteOh, okay. We're cool.
Delete(A new person! Hooray!)
Well.. that's rather bad, innit? I'm not homicidal, to clarify that.
DeleteABOUt tiME YOU GOT ONE OF THESE. ALSO HAIL
ReplyDeleteCURse tHIS KEYBOArD unTo thE WARp
Hi Pech!
DeleteSippy says hi too!
I think I could make an oversized keyboard. I'm going to have to buy a spare and start tinkering with it...
DeleteHey guys, Pech had me type for him, but I don't think I was supposed to tell you that. Anyway, uhm, yess, a larger keyboard would be mosst appreciated.
DeleteAlso Hi, Jonesy! Your blog looks awesome!
Hi Antoin!
DeleteI mean Pech!
XD
Hey hey hey welcome to the new wave of technology that's been old tat I vent into space for the past forty million years! Hope ya like the blazing speed of the nineties "internet", it's about to get even more amazing and also become a giant cesspool for the dregs of existence.
ReplyDeleteI'd say more, mate, but I'm currently in a big-ass shootout with this giant lizard got who looks like Killer Croc and Chet won't stop yelling at me to get off my phone. By the way, you'll be able to get internet on your phone in another decade.
Hugs and kisses, David Wulf
Oooh, Amanda! Its about time you joined us! Its so great that I'll be able to catch up with what you are doing with your little Bus-bus! That is SO adorable!
ReplyDeleteAlex is being slow in catching up with all this. He sometimes wonders if this internet is powered by magic. Garnet, I've heard, pretty much broke her keyboard. She really needs to get one custom made! I mean, seriously! One tailored for her and her space marine husband-to-be!
Oops, gotta go! Gotta have some "us" time with Nicky-poo! Have fun and all :D
HAhaHa BuS-BUS
DeleteEveryt day yOU bring gLOryto ASTarteS evetrywhere SiPPY
At least I manage to type beyond the level of a particularly ugly servitor.
DeleteBy my Father, you can bring planets to their knees in a month but didn't realize you need to type with a pencil rather than your fingers?
This is just priceless
DeleteBus-Bus
Thats going in my book
Ignore them honey, they're jealous of our billionaire status. <3
DeleteOMG "BUS-BUS"
DeleteSOOOOO CUUUUUTE HAHA *eee*
I can confirm poor Alex doesn't quite get it yet. Me and Mom are trying to teach him though!