Sunday, 11 March 2012

My bank account suddenly has hundreds of billions of dollars in it

David, whatever the hell it is you're doing, fucking stop that. Someone's going to get suspicious and then we'll get people in suits asking questions. And yes I know it's you, there's only one other person in the Bar with no sense of personal space, privacy and common sense along with a shitload of "I do whatever."

At least we can afford to feed Mordred for like another ten years though.

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  1. Quick, withdraw a bunch of it and stash it in a personal safe!

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  2. HELLO ARE YOU INTERNET

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    1. HELLA JEFF! Welcome to the Intertubes!

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    2. Well now that explains everything. :P

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  3. Woops, sorry about that, love. I had a lot of shit going down and had to use your account as a buffer. Would've told ya earlier, but I've been in surgery for a month and keep dying on the table every time I type thisssss

    Yeah, that's what I mean. I'll keep all this universally-accepted free money with no payments or debt out of your account from nowwwww now on.

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    1. On seconds thoughts, keep doing whatever it is you're doing. Like dying, apparently.

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