David, whatever the hell it is you're doing, fucking stop that. Someone's going to get suspicious and then we'll get people in suits asking questions. And yes I know it's you, there's only one other person in the Bar with no sense of personal space, privacy and common sense along with a shitload of "I do whatever."
At least we can afford to feed Mordred for like another ten years though.
Quick, withdraw a bunch of it and stash it in a personal safe!
ReplyDeleteMight as well
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HELLO ARE YOU INTERNET
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DeleteHELLA JEFF! Welcome to the Intertubes!
DeleteWell now that explains everything. :P
DeleteWoops, sorry about that, love. I had a lot of shit going down and had to use your account as a buffer. Would've told ya earlier, but I've been in surgery for a month and keep dying on the table every time I type thisssss
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's what I mean. I'll keep all this universally-accepted free money with no payments or debt out of your account from nowwwww now on.
On seconds thoughts, keep doing whatever it is you're doing. Like dying, apparently.
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