Some explanations

Okay, so that first post wasn't very good at explaining who I am. So I might as well explain more about me and what I do.

When I tell people I'm a bargoer they kinda look at me funny because last year things blew up and giant robots appeared and stuff. And then they either try and get my autograph and shout at me for killing people apparently. Idiots, I don't kill people. I USED to. That was my job pretty much. And then I kinda stopped, and then I killed a bunch of people who deserved it because they were genocidal assholes who talked like a period drama.

They were prob on their period too.

Anyway now I don't kill people anymore, I live in Manhattan with my husband Erebus who is like a million years old, but he looks forty-something, and he's pretty much THE BEST. Even though last week I had to teach him how to use a lawnmower. I wouldn't let him use his claws. He'd have looked silly. He's easy to feed too which is a blessing, just find out what meat product you haven't cooked this week and make that. He also likes chocolate a lot which is odd for a superior post human or however you spell that but whatever

Life is pretty good at the moment. Going to Fite Clubs, going on weird holidays, doing those activities people normally only do once in a lifetime, that sort of thing. Being in a suburban house in the middle of Manhattan is weird but I'll get used to it.

Also I have a dragon which is very hard to explain to the neighbours

Also Oceanus I'll pay you at the end of the week I promise