Dear, you have fought and defeated things that people have seen only in nightmares, survived fates that would leave entire GROUPS of people dead, to say nothing of individual fate.
You can do this. Heed Nick's words, and go for his joints, they'll be the weakest part of him if all you've told me is true.
I believe in you, and I know you'll be warpdamned glorious. But either way, I'll start cooking the steak for when you get back >=)
Heh. Looks like even gods can fall, huh? I see a broken winning streak in somebody's future, and its not yours.
ReplyDeleteHandy tip - bug guys like him always end up off-balance after swinging, so dodge/block until he leaves an opening, then hit him hard.
ReplyDeleteHey, it works with Goro. :D
Oh no.
ReplyDeleteThat poor, poor manimal.
Dear, you have fought and defeated things that people have seen only in nightmares, survived fates that would leave entire GROUPS of people dead, to say nothing of individual fate.
You can do this. Heed Nick's words, and go for his joints, they'll be the weakest part of him if all you've told me is true.
I believe in you, and I know you'll be warpdamned glorious. But either way, I'll start cooking the steak for when you get back >=)
I'm rooting for ya, Amanda! Kick that minotaur's ass back to the labyrinth!
ReplyDeleteI told you, Redhot! I TOLD YOU ABOUT MINOTAURS! Be careful, dudette! They can live up to two weeks even after you cut their head off!!!
ReplyDeleteNo, wait. That is cockroaches.
STILL! Play it safe. When the match starts just shout out all cool and casual-like: "Oh hey look, Theseus!" and then WHAM, SWEEP THE LEGS!
Having a bull head on a humanoid body tends to make them top-heavy.