It's a blog for a bored "celebrity" and her million-year-old soldier husband. Mostly me though.
I'm not sure which Erebus will consider more- that men are staring at you or that you used the chocolate fountain without him. =P...I need an emoticon for MY tongue....
Why is it my job to be embarrassed for youwhywhy
OH FUCK YES!Fuck yeah dude, a chocolate shower thing?! I used to pull that shit out when I was a wild and fucking CRAZXY kid of 4000, but fuck it, I'm re-rigging it!If I had a fucking hat it would totally be off to you, not even fucking joking.
.... This is the most drunk I have seen you yet.
ALEEEEEXGET OUR FOUNTAIN READYI WANT CHOCOLATE TOO
I'm not sure which Erebus will consider more- that men are staring at you or that you used the chocolate fountain without him. =P
ReplyDelete...I need an emoticon for MY tongue....
Why is it my job to be embarrassed for you
ReplyDeletewhy
why
OH FUCK YES!
ReplyDeleteFuck yeah dude, a chocolate shower thing?! I used to pull that shit out when I was a wild and fucking CRAZXY kid of 4000, but fuck it, I'm re-rigging it!
If I had a fucking hat it would totally be off to you, not even fucking joking.
.... This is the most drunk I have seen you yet.
ReplyDeleteALEEEEEX
ReplyDeleteGET OUR FOUNTAIN READY
I WANT CHOCOLATE TOO