Much dancing, drinking and good times were had. On the minus side, both me and my husband have hangovers the size of Texas. We're both useless! And I have no idea where this feather boa came from.
Oh well, staying in bed most of the day with Erebus isn't such a bad thing. :3
Erebus
ReplyDeleteLast night
Did we REALLY drink deactivated engine plasma, absinthe, and Jameson
We both had an oil drum each of that devil's brew
DeleteI believe you and I belched blue fire for over twenty minutes and laughed about it
I lit like two cigars off you guys
DeleteNot sure how I managed it without burning my face off but there you go
and fucking DAVID man
Stop rubbing it in my face, damnit!
DeleteSo . . . have any of you guys seen big bro? He STILL hasn't shown up yet.
Oceanus
DeleteI am lying in bed because of whatever I did last night
It did so much damage to me that I have to recuperate
I have to RECUPERATE
Try asking Antoinette, she probably knows if we don't.
DeleteGotcha. I'll make sure to ask her as soon as I get the chance.
DeleteGah, he's been prone to wandering lately but this just takes the cake . . .
What the hell happened to me last night? I can't remember anything since the 29th, and I woke up this morning in the Empire State building's gift shop, laying next to Sigourney Weaver and Helena Bonham Carter. There's 100 dollar bills and coke everywhere, Chet's passed out in a pile of French supermodels, and there has to be the sign for every single pub in Manhattan nailed to the walls.
DeleteOh god, the observation deck turned into a neon forest filled with solid gold egrets and flying thorium salt fish. All the fish sound like Don Knotts and the egrets have Gilbert Gottfried's voice
What the fuck happened no I don't want car insurance