Antoinette is dragging me into this nerdy game thing

Seriously is Dungeons and Dragons still a thing?

Oh well, at least we can socialise and there's beer and pizza. Not so much on the former, though. Those AA meetings, well... they open your eyes a bit.

Also apparently we're dragging Del along for the ride, which will be the best thing.

Movie Nights are still good

Holy shit we love the Matrix

SO MUCH

I don't even know what is happening but look at them go

I'm back home!

:D

Nelli is the best fucking cook holy shit

I have just eaten the best goddamn

I'm not even sure what I ate

But I'll bet you five hundred you won;t get this shit at Taco Gong or whatever that place is called

Goddaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

A message to everyone

Okay, this is gonna be a really big post, so here goes.

First, I've gotta apologise to everyone. The party was a bad idea in the first place. And yes, technically I know it wasn't me who wrecked the place and all that, but it was my fault for deciding to have a party with way too much alcohol. Especially with people like Pech and David and Doomrider and all that. So, I'm sorry. I'll be more careful with stuff next time. And I'm really sorry for all the newcomers who turned up. We're not normally like this, I promise.

I'm writing this from my PDA in Nelli's house. I've decided to just... crash there for a bit. Get away from everything for a while. And no, I didn't just bugger off and leave Erebus in the middle of a destroyed house. That would be awful. I stayed there and helped clean up the mess and fix what I could, but everything was just too much. So I'm here in Nelli's apartment, which is kind of cosy and something that smells good is cooking right now so it's a decent getaway.

I kind of scared her to death! I turned up with my suitcase all unnanounced and asked if I could stay for a bit because things had gotten out of hand, and she sat me down and made a cup of coffee and she talked to me about it. I joked about her talking all the time, but it turns out she's a really good listener too. She says her girlfriend has moods like that too so she knows how to deal with moody people. She asked if Erebus had done something but I told her straight away he never would, and I'm not sure if she's convinced but it's true. It's nothing to do with him.

I'm not sure how long I'll be here for. Until I get my shit together, I guess. I've stopped buying any alcohol for myself, and when I go out I try to keep it to two or three drinks, but I don't go out as much because I just don't feel like it. I don't trust myself anymore.

Erebus, I'm sorry. I've been an awful wife. I've just done whatever I wanted and gotten drunk and done stupid things  and cried about it like a little girl, and I never once asked about how you felt or what you wanted to do and all I do is make problems for other people and

I'm sorry

I still love you

i'm gonna finish here

Ultra Mega Party Time

Okay, fellow bargoers! As an offical celebration of my new "fuck the police" status, I'm gonna have a huge-ass party at my house. There will be food of all kinds, but you're welcome to bring your own stuff like we did when we watched the Pangolins vs Armour Dio fight. There will be booze. There will be chocolate. So much chocolate. There will be music and dancing. It will be the best thing ever, and you're all invited! Yes, even you new people who've posted in the comments and want to see what the Bar is like! We won't bite, trust me.

A few rules though! No going upstairs unless you need the crapper. We deserve SOME privacy, after all! Also, no drugs. Yes, we know that we treat illegal susbtances about as seriously as a cartwheeling chicken here, but I'd rather not have to clean up after you people. If you gotta smoke, do it outside. And finally, no funny business! That's for me and 'Bus only.

It'll be in a day or two. I'll post here when the doors are opened and you guys can come in and get your party on. Rock on! \m/

decisions!

so me and erebus talked it out, and wte decided about our future and stuff.

and basically fuck the police.

so who glives oa shit? i'bm a billionaire! what the fuck are you gonna do, sue me? i can call up a god to get me offf the hook! i have everything and everyone else has jack shit and they can go suck it if gthey hate mie for it.

so we broke out the champagne, and now i am inec and tipsy and erebus looks like he nepeds a hug. ;)

l8r

Serious Time

Maybe I'm doing this wrong.

I don't want to be in the public eye. I make a fuss about the media taking pictures of me and my husband. I get angry. I just want to be left alone and have a normal life. I want movie nights and cooking stuff and going to fite club and shopping and all that.

But I have a pet dragon. I got drunk and danced around in the chocolate fountain in my back garden two days ago. My husband flipped our next-door-neighbour's car over - not that he didn't deserve it, but still. And then there's the whole damn thing with Ali and the fite club. I've hired one of my best friends to be my bodyguard, for fuck's sake! That's not normal and quiet at all.

I need to think about what I want, I guess. Do I want to be a big famous billionaire, or do I want to not raise a ruckus and get the nice private life I want? I can't have both, clearly. So, what do I do?

Erebus, if you're reading this, come see me. We need to talk about this.

I am never going to drink again

ever

i hope they at least got my good side

wheeeeeeeeee

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Pizza Party

Thanks for coming along, you guys! It was awesome, and I've seen more weird people and aliens in that one pizza place than I've seen in my entire life. Hell of an experience, we should go again.

Also, I've been told that various reporters who have been reporting on me and Erebus are coming down with cases of being messed the fuck up. That's kind of creepy, but I guess I appreciate them being kept off my back. And now I have a murder mystery, or a mutilation mystery at any rate.

THE SVILZERIAN DIARIES

ALL WHO READ THEM ARE DEAD BY DAWN

I'll just go sell the movie rights to Hollywood and we're done!

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Well that was fun

Much dancing, drinking and good times were had. On the minus side, both me and my husband have hangovers the size of Texas. We're both useless! And I have no idea where this feather boa came from.

Oh well, staying in bed most of the day with Erebus isn't such a bad thing. :3