decisions!

so me and erebus talked it out, and wte decided about our future and stuff.

and basically fuck the police.

so who glives oa shit? i'bm a billionaire! what the fuck are you gonna do, sue me? i can call up a god to get me offf the hook! i have everything and everyone else has jack shit and they can go suck it if gthey hate mie for it.

so we broke out the champagne, and now i am inec and tipsy and erebus looks like he nepeds a hug. ;)

l8r

Serious Time

Maybe I'm doing this wrong.

I don't want to be in the public eye. I make a fuss about the media taking pictures of me and my husband. I get angry. I just want to be left alone and have a normal life. I want movie nights and cooking stuff and going to fite club and shopping and all that.

But I have a pet dragon. I got drunk and danced around in the chocolate fountain in my back garden two days ago. My husband flipped our next-door-neighbour's car over - not that he didn't deserve it, but still. And then there's the whole damn thing with Ali and the fite club. I've hired one of my best friends to be my bodyguard, for fuck's sake! That's not normal and quiet at all.

I need to think about what I want, I guess. Do I want to be a big famous billionaire, or do I want to not raise a ruckus and get the nice private life I want? I can't have both, clearly. So, what do I do?

Erebus, if you're reading this, come see me. We need to talk about this.

I am never going to drink again

ever

i hope they at least got my good side

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Pizza Party

Thanks for coming along, you guys! It was awesome, and I've seen more weird people and aliens in that one pizza place than I've seen in my entire life. Hell of an experience, we should go again.

Also, I've been told that various reporters who have been reporting on me and Erebus are coming down with cases of being messed the fuck up. That's kind of creepy, but I guess I appreciate them being kept off my back. And now I have a murder mystery, or a mutilation mystery at any rate.

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ALL WHO READ THEM ARE DEAD BY DAWN

I'll just go sell the movie rights to Hollywood and we're done!

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Well that was fun

Much dancing, drinking and good times were had. On the minus side, both me and my husband have hangovers the size of Texas. We're both useless! And I have no idea where this feather boa came from.

Oh well, staying in bed most of the day with Erebus isn't such a bad thing. :3